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Joke of the Day

"In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block They have a fear of Eights"

"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""

"how to get into shape: 1. punch a bear 2. run. this is your life now"

"Fellas, if she asks you to sign life insurance policies on the way to your honeymoon, you're probably not making it out alive."

"Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells."

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist fuck."

"In ""Beantown"" for the night. I expected more burritos."

"What sound does a shotgun make? Kurt Kurt Cobain"

"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"

"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."