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Joke of the Day

"In Newcastle, England many people don't like to live above the seventh floor in a tower block They have a fear of Eights"

"What do you call Dubstep on a Mac? iDropIt"

"Twitter is the new flypaper."

"The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki"

"Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ? So he could make America grate again."

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"

"What Is The Difference Between Jews and Pizza Jews scream in the oven. I'm going to hell."

"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."

"In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy. In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction."

"My girlfriend and I play a game where we see who can yell rape the loudest while having sex. She doesn't know we play it but she still wins every time."