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Joke of the Day
"The Avengers must love Daft Punk They were up all night to get Loki"
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"A pizza shop owner was found dead covered in pepporoni, mushrooms, ham and pineapple. Word is...he topped himself."
"Did you hear about the one asian guy who failed calculus? He was the odd Nguyen out."
"What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's? There is twenty of them."
"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."
"What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut? An *orbit*-tuary!"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"Breaking news from My dog!! there ar Small animals outside sometimes, but especially Right Now."
"""How far have you gone with a girl?"" ""I went to Canada with my mum once"""
"When I was a kid my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a long penis or a long memory I forget my response."