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Joke of the Day

"Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop? Because on top of it was written : Open here."

"Want to hear a racist joke? Civil Rights Act of 1964."

"Saw that Poland just won the country's first gold metal.... they were so happy, they had it bronzed!"

"A mathematician walks into a bar and orders a drink. The punchline has been left as an exercise for the reader."

"Did you know that clumsy people are more likely to be obese? That's because they keep walking into things.........like McDonald's."

"""There's a guy that jumped off the Pont Neuf!"" He must be in Seine."

"I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears."

"How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog? Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you."

"What's the definition of ""Tender Love?"" Two gays with hemorrhoids. "

"Autocorrect just turned ""stepdaughter"" into ""lying manipulative drug addict that lives in the basement and brings dudes in thru the slider"""