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Joke of the Day

"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."

"Beer without alcohol is like a vibrator with no batteries... It fills you up nicely but lacks the buzz..."

"How can a person travel from the north pole to the south pole without passing the equator? By becoming a stripper."

"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"

"I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants."

"One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves."

"What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? Nothing, he already said it twice."