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"Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? ""Rude""olph"
"Lance Armstrong interviewed before a competition - How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France? - I'm gonna give 110%"
"After reviewing Spielberg's WWII movies I can't decide which actor is superior, Tom Hanks in ""Saving Private Ryan"" or Sarah Jessica Parker in ""War Horse."""
"Yo mamma so fat.. That she drowns in the dead sea!"
"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."
"Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross."
"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."
"[Touring Italy] Guide: Bathroom anyone? Me: I peed at the Tower of Pizza Guide: That's Pisa Me: Sorry. I took a pisa at the Tower of Pizza"
"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."