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Joke of the Day

"All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst. Avalanche won by a landslide."

"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."

"I just encountered a spider bigger than my desire to be the man of the house."

"I'm positive I lost an electron... ...better keep an ion that."

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently ""harass"" is not two words."

"Did you hear about the Native American who went to a party and drank 37 cups of tea? They found him dead the next morning in his tea pee."

"[NSFW] Why did the priest cum on the little boy's face twice? Because Jesus said to turn the other cheek"

"Whats the funniest joke you know? You."

"What do you call someone who's great at everything? A good-for-nothing."