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Joke of the Day
"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."
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"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""
"A family walks into a hotel The father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."""
"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!"
"Why do mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because the sign reads no ""tres""passing."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other."
"A penis and a condom walk into a bar and spend the whole night drinking, Come closing the penis tries to stiff the bartender... But his friend had him covered."
"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"
"wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink"