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Joke of the Day
"Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side."
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"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a convicted serial sex offender? Convicted"
"The in-flight movie is about to start. The flight attendant says, ""Excuse me, would you like some headphones?"" ""Well sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?"""
"NBC is contemplating a new TV series titled ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together right now."
"I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout."
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger"
"Interesting Fact: By the year 2020 all actors on American TV shows will be Australian."
"Teens today stuck inside all day long playing video games. In my day, we spent all day outside smoking hash oil & cigarettes with friends."
"What do you call a computer smoking weed ? High tech."