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Joke of the Day
"Interesting Fact: By the year 2020 all actors on American TV shows will be Australian."
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"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two but you're going to need a damn big lightbulb."
"My new coloring book, How To Tell The Woman You Love You've Been Living In Her Shrubs For A Year, comes out on tUESsdhay martha i love you"
"My mom is the queen of cheesy jokes and her favorite: "" what do you call a deer with no eyes?"" "" no idear"""
"Why don't vampires like steak? Because it's bad for their heart."
"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"
"It's now apparently politically incorrect to say ""Black paint"" Now you have to say ""Tyrone can you please go paint the fence?""."
"What if earth rotates 30 times faster? Interviewer:""If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"" engineer:""We will get our salary everyday"" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently"
"What do you call a group of transsexual surfers? The radical left."