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Joke of the Day
"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."
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"What do you call a black man on the moon... An Astronaut!"
"The Nationwide commercial didn't make me feel anything but I once dropped my chicken nuggets and cried for an hour and forty minutes."
"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."
"What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw."
"The shortest Irish joke in the world. Two Irishmen walked out of a pub."
"I love when you're choking someone and they are all ""I can't breathe"", duh I'm choking you."
"[Haunted House] Ghost:You've been here a week Me: I like you G:You knew what this was M: I thought I was your boo G: I say that to everyone"
"Finally figured out the reason why l look so bad in pictures. It's my face."
"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."