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Joke of the Day
"What did the head say to the butt? Better to be ahead than behind."
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"Eliza Bayne on Bikini Dangers Probably the worst thing you can hear when you're wearing a bikini is ""Good for you!"""
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"Have you heard about Bruce Willis' new movie in which he has to infiltrate a Nunnery? ""Bad Habits Die Hard."""
"What do you call a pirate with polio? FD Arghhhh."
"I was eating an orange this morning, but it tasted funny... so I put it back in the crayon box!"
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