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Joke of the Day

"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair"

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"What is black and starts with ""nig""? Nighttime, you racist bastard."

"ISLAM is religion of peace?? a piece of you here, a piece of you there, just a lot of pieces of your body flying"

"cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one"""

"There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book."

"""Congratulations on the baby! Childbirth is so beautiful!"" - Someone who has clearly never witnessed the birth of a child."

"The police almost arrested a man for wanking to a caution sign. But he got off with a warning."