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Joke of the Day

"What did the spaceman see in his frying pan? An unidentified frying object."

"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."

"Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it."

"Why do married men hang strobe lights from their bedroom ceilings? To create the optical illusion that their wives are moving during sex."

"At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit."

"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."

"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"

"Which group of people are the best at jazz? The Saxons!"

"Thank God Wolverine isn't italian..."

"The Indian National Army has anti-gay laws... They call it the law of Don't Ask, Don't Patel."