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Joke of the Day

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

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"My kids are in Karate class and I'm just sitting here thinking that I could kick the shit out of half these 6 year olds."
"Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie... ... but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."
"A man dies of an overdose of Viagra They couldn't close his coffin..."
"ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home] GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE? E: Honey, we've talked about this. GF: [sadly] Ok.... wire you insulate?"
"What's the Titanic's Favorite Holiday? Sink-o de Mayo."
"The bottle said to apply liberally So I bitched and complained the whole time I used it."
"[commercial] ""I'm tired of fruits that taste good."" Narrator: GRAPEFRUIT"
"Reasons I work out. 1) I don't wanna be bit by a vampire and spend eternity out of shape and double chinned. 2) I guess to be healthy"
"Most Well-known Speeches: 1. Gettysburg Address - Abe Lincoln 2. I Have a Dream - Martin Luther King 3. You Need to Floss - Every Dentist"