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Joke of the Day

"Limericks eh ? There was this girl from Boston, Mass. She wade into the sea and wet her ankles, it doesn't rhyme now, but just wait until the tide comes in"

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"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"
"If your ringtone is my alarm sound, you can go straight to hell"
"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"
"It is known that masturbation eases congestion ""I swear officer, I was only trying to help traffic move along!"""
"Women are like snow flakes. They can't drive."
"What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet? V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U."
"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."
"Constipation: Same shit, different day."
"Why can you not hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."