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Joke of the Day

"I've spotted six Pokemon today but I don't have the Pokemon GO app so it may just be that I need my new meds adjusted."

"AMA character from the Universal Studios Harry Potter world Really! I'm Sirius!"

"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."

"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."

"You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles.... But at least they drive slowly past schools"

"The life of a dog living on the street is... ...RUFF, RUFF-RUFF, RUFF!"

"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."

"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("