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Joke of the Day

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."

"Whenever you're mad at someone, just take a deep breath and count to 10. Those 10 seconds will give you time to think of the perfect insult."

"Almost 65% of statistics are made up. The other half are lies."

"People are wondering who will win the 2016 Presidential election, but I already know who will win the next election. That's because I've got 2020 vision."

"How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes funny."

"Minnie asked Mickey Are you F*****g Crazy Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy"

"I'm starting an Atheist corporation... it's a non-prophet organization."

"As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: ""Let me see your phone"""

"So /r/news and /r/The_Donald walk into a bar... [removed]"