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Joke of the Day

"What's got 90 balls and screws old women? BINGO!"

"What were the lawyer's final words to the man who killed him? I'll sue you in hell!"

"Whats the name of the arachnid playwright?"

"I started calling my wife ""Zika""... ...so that I could just get a little head, baby."

"What's black and white and red all over? A penguin with a rash."

"What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat."

"I'm glad we finally have a strong leader I mean Putin has how many years of experience? The states are in good Russian hands."

"I can't wait for hillary to become president and appoint bernie sanders as her vice president ""I did not have sexual relations with that man"""

"Good looks are a bonus, humour is a must."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson fucks little boys"