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Joke of the Day
"What were the lawyer's final words to the man who killed him? I'll sue you in hell!"
Next Joke
"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."
"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."
"Yo momma is so fat [deleted]"
"I noticed that my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered veeerrryyy slooowwwly, because she obviously doesn't listen."
"What is the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"
"mum just asked me why i was putting icecream on my oatmeal and w/o hesitation i said ""im one of the most dangerous minds of my generation"""
"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"
"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."