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Joke of the Day
"What were the lawyer's final words to the man who killed him? I'll sue you in hell!"
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"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."
"Why should aimless Christian musicians become sailors? Because if they've found Jesus, the only way they'll find resolution is at C."
"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"
"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."
"*erases 1 and writes 0 on the 'days without incident' chart at Earl's Discount Stilts and Ceiling Fans*"
"How did I get out of Iraq? Iran"
"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"
"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."
"What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!"