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Joke of the Day

"Black people! Guns! Police officers."

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"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."
"Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad"
"I caught my friend watching gay Cuban porn last night... It was called Juan on Juan."
"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"
"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"
"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."
"""I love my cable company! Their customer service and pricing can't be beat! I'm glad I have no other options!"" said no one ever."
"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."
"What's a calender's favorite fruit? Dates."