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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream. Happy MLK day"

"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling"

"I'm not racist! I'll have you know my childhood best friend was black, but I haven't seen him since my dad sold him."

"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."

"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."

"A pessimist and an optimist are watching one of the 2016 debates... The pessimist says ""It can't get any worse"" and the optimist says ""Oh yes it can!"""

"First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole place. It's lovely."

"How are Harambe memes keeping up? Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down. Edit: Spelling"

"You better get out of here before the S.W.A.T. team arrives I just blew up a toilet. Say, did you hear the one about the man with chronic constipation? No? Well, no shit"

"Two brothers were sitting on a plane One said the the other if the plane flies upside down, would we fall out? The other replies, no we'd still be friends."