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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."

"I fucked an Asian in an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels."

"Why is my Tetris highscore like my wife? I beat both of them for fun."

"What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni."

"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"

"Male Birth Control. ....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest."

"Inflation joke Due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 436 words. Thanks obama."

"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."

"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""

"Who is the most trustworthy lover? Shakira. Her hips don't lie."