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Joke of the Day

"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."

"I saw Matt Damon eating toast in his hometown... ...could it be Bourne and Bread?"

"Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look"

"call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't remember... Call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget =)"

"Two sperm are racing each other to get to the egg first After awhile one sperm says, ""Shouldn't we be there by now?"" The other sperm says, ""I don't think so, we just passed the esophagus."""

"So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar.... and the director takes all the credit."

"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"

"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"

"I'm trying to give up using innuendo in my jokes. But it's hard...really hard."