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Joke of the Day
"Dial 3 2 1 2 3 3 3 2 2 2 3 6 6 to get a beautiful rendition of ""Mary had a Little Lamb"""
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"I like the way baseball players pick up each other's bats after they cross home plate. More sports courtesy, please."
"NEVER shake a baby. Unless you think it might have money in it."
"""Darling, can I go out in this dress?"" ""Yes dear, it's already dark out."""
"Riley can be a little girl's name, it's not always a dog's name. If someone says Riley's been sick don't bring up euthanasia right away."
"Notice how ""me"" comes first in merge? There's a reason for that."
"I love giving my girlfriend orgasms. Too bad she just spits them out."
"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."
"A mathematician walks into a bar and says ""I want 2 beers"" The bartender tells him ""You're being irrational"""
"As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi"