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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Kurt Cobain's new album? He did a cover of The Wall by Pink Floyd"
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"[sees kid hitting pinata] Me: wow he really hates horses"
"What's the plural of compass? This one's best if you say it out loud. What's the plural of octopus? Octopi. What's the plural of compass? Cumpie."
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"I'm sure it's just a coincidence that pop music has gotten shittier since we started picking our artists on game shows."
"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."
"[In Club] *slides up to girl on dance floor ""This is my jam"" *hands her a jar ""I wrote my number on the label. Text me if you want more..."""
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."
"What sound does a debugging Web Developer make? Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*"
"Answering all the 'how r u' DM's with 'I got my period' is going surprising well"