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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !"
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"Why wouldn't Chad Kroeger (lead singer of Nickelback) have sex with Helen Keller? Because she's a woman!"
"A south-African and a north-African has a bet about who can hit the ground first from a skyscraper. Who wins? Society."
"I asked a Southeast-Asian-looking elderly gentleman if he was from Thailand. He said, ""Yeah, Siam."""
"It's leaked that Caitlyn Jenner is winning the ""woman of the year"" award. Oh so now they're implying that men are better at being women than women are."
"I had sex with a girl at an apple orchid and she ended up getting pregnant... It's probably because I came in cider."
"What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Why did the computer squeak? Someone stepped on the mouse."
"What do you call a boat full of Karma? An Upboat."
"My friend told me he hasn't pooped in a week. I told him he was full of shit."