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Joke of the Day
"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""
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"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"
"TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port. Whoops, wrong sub."
"You can't go up in a down elevator... ...but you can go down in an up elevator"
"TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation. It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers."
"I don't know why, but the record for oldest person seems to be cursed. Every time someone gets it, they die shortly afterwards."
"*plays Rocky theme song* *cracks 5 raw eggs into glass and gulps them down* *vomits on kitchen floor* *turns off music* *cleans kitchen*"
"So according to this BMI chart... I am too short."
"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."
"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"