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Joke of the Day
"How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."
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"What do you call two Irish gunfighters in a duel? Kenny Killarney and Arny Kilkenny."
"Shit happens ......every morning"
"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."
"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"
"This year's presidential election is like 69ing someone... ...no matter who comes out on top, you'll be looking at an asshole."
"Once a clock was very tired.. What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night? 1 AM feeling very sleepy."
"[At bar] Me: As a joke, I'm gonna pee my pants Wife: Seriously? You're a married man now M: Right...sorry. I'm gonna pee ""our"" pants #BT140"
"In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research."
"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"