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Joke of the Day
"How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Both of them."
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"Talking with your girlfriend is just like software installation EULA you just scroll down waiting for it to finish and agree without understanding what it says"
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor? Because he didn't feel well."
"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""
"Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating."
"Two twins are looking through a family photo album ""It's not you, it's me"" They both say in unison."
"What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy."
"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life."