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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"
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"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One I like to crush with a sledgehammer till juice squirts out, the other is a watermelon"
"Niagara Falls Viagra lifts!"
"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"
"I RELATE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP BECAUSE OF THE ROMANCE AND NOT BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO EAT SPAGHETTI WITH A DOG MOUTH"
"First witch: My hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes she's certainly gruesome."
"My wife said something that meant a lot to me. ""500 trillion."""
"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."
"I have a great motto for a sperm bank. You spank it, we bank it."