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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 7' 2"" fortune teller in his underpants? A large medium in smalls."
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"This morning I called work and told them I came down sick with Anal Glaucoma. And I couldn't see my ass making it in to work today."
"So I ask my local librarian... If she had books on Pavlovs dog and Schrodingers cat. She said they rang a bell but dont know if they are there or not."
"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"
"What do you call a Mustard Competition? A Compe*Dijon*"
"Q: How are an elephant and a plum the same? A: They're both purple, except for the elephant."
"The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality That explains why Jerk Chicken and Pulled Pork were the only two items on the menu"
"How many Obama-voters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Obama voters are obviously too lazy to work at anything, so they just HOPE for the lightbulb to CHANGE."
"What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese."
"What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!..."