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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
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"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"
"[Checks for abs] Abs : I have a boyfriend"
"I heard you can eat animals only if you're tall and handsome. This is a pussy joke."
"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."
"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."
"[sprains my ankle] Doc: does it hurt when you put pressure on it? Me: Let me check Me: [to ankle] c'mon dude try it, it's only one cigarette"
"I found out something today. You should always stay happy because 'sad' spelled backwards is das. Andd.... das not good."
"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."
"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"