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Joke of the Day

"I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me."

"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."

"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"

"My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all of her musical instruments."

"I want to open a drinking establishment without any furniture. It'll be the best around, Bar None."

"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !"

"What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider"

"If Pokemon had a national holiday, what would it be called? Ash Wednesday"

"I will give Canada this. Their geese are hard to keep in a headlock."