230461
Joke of the Day
"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."
Next Joke
"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"
"9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!"
"I don't know, guys. The whole ""play dead when a bear attacks"" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with..."
"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."
"Put the punchline before the setup. What's the best way to ruin any joke?"
"I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn't tear away .."
"If you ever get drugged by someone and they steal an organ, just check Craigslist. That's probably where I'm selling it at."
"What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction? Slot shaming."
"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."