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Joke of the Day
"Why did the French fry call the police? Because it was a(salt)ted."
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"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."
"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say ""Bach bach bach!"""
"And then Satan said, ""save time ~ respond to her text with a K."""
"Any time someone tells you they're ""about 20 minutes away"" they're lying. They haven't left yet."
"Why did the redditor cross the subreddit? To recycle a joke from the other side."
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"
"What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!"
"Who is the most successful liar in the world? Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions."