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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung."

"Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one."

"My blood type is coffee."

"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."

"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters."

"""So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?"" That is definitely a reality show I would watch."

"Another normal evening Cook food - 30 minutes Eat it - 5 minutes Check Facebook - 1 minute Check Twitter - 8 hours"

"What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford? One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes *and* lines."

"the plot of hitman is that greg hitman is just trying to go about his day but wacky things always seem to happen when he's around!"