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Joke of the Day
"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."
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"Shout out to my arms They're always by my side"
"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"
"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."
"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."
"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."
"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."
"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."
"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."