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Joke of the Day

"YOU TWEETED 23 TIMES TODAY. RT @realDonaldTrump People ask me what I do in my free time. The answer--I don't have any."

"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."

"What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile"

"Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh"

"Your mother is a 10 On the Richter scale When she walks"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One is a good year, the other is a great year."

"How is snow white? -Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs"