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Joke of the Day

"Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh"

"LIKE if you remember what it was like to take a ton of pictures only to wait a week to find out they were useless."

"When I die, I want to go like my grandpa..... Peacefully in my sleep, unlike them whinny kids screaming as the bus went off the cliff."

"A hot girl texted me ""Come over, no one's home"" So i went over... And no one's home"

"Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence."

"If laziness were an olympic discipline... ... I'd want to finish 4th so I wouldn't have to climb the medals podium..."

"Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in."

"Dad: I had a son once Stranger: what happened to him? D: he touched the thermostat Kid: dad, I'm like right here D: you hear something?"

"How would it be living in an only men city? I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while."

"When a redneck divorces his wife She's still legally his sister."