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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a country where everyone is pissed? A urination."
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"My friends recently got some copy of his grandfather's auschwitz diaries. They're a little brief though. Day 1: Showers"
"What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe? Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you"
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"
"What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board."
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