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Joke of the Day
"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"
Next Joke
"*Draws happy eyebrows on my dog*"
"Why ed has no girlfriend? Cz sheeran"
"I had a gay friend in high school... ...who fell into a coma. We called him Tomato: he was a fruit and a vegetable."
"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"
"I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won the Democratic debate last night."
"What fungus always gets its ass beat? shittalking mushrooms"
"What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!"
"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"
"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."