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Joke of the Day
"Of course Tom Cruise will complete his mission. With Xenu, all things are possible."
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"I lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying!"
"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
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"Heaven is like arriving at Disneyland. Hell is like still being at Disneyland three weeks later."
"I probably would have been a pretty good doctor, until I found out that I still get paid if the people die. Then I'd just be like, whatever"
"If you're an American in the living room what are you in the bathroom? European."