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Joke of the Day

"Best advice for men about women Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

"I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Some obscure number you probably never heard of."

"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"

"What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope? A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different..."

"They just found a Black guy hanging from a tree with 79 stab wounds in Alabama.... The police say it's the worst case of suicide they've ever seen"

"Why was the programmer lonely? Off-by-one error. :("

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just Juan."

"What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future? The iPhone Ayyyye-t"

"My goal is to be just the right amount of crazy to make everyone else doubt their sanity."