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Joke of the Day

"What's a transgender's fabourite pokemon? Unknown"

"Why was the chef fired? He was caught stroganoff"

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia. And so do I..."

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic."

"[driver on opposite side of the road puts head lights on] moth driving: omg moth wife: Harold no we have a baby moth baby: FLOOR IT DAD"

"I'm a lawyer for an Orthodontist He's got me on retainer."

"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass""... Once a month, my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."