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Joke of the Day
"The secrets of the baking industry are given out only on a knead to dough basis."
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack."
"*pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I'll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*"
"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"
"What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."
"My wife just told me she loves her man more than anything in the world. I don't know where you are buddy, but I'm gonna find you and and kick your ass."
"BREAKING NEWS Literally to be eliminated from the English language in 2015 Use it while you can, white girls"
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same, once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamall."
"Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything? Because it's a Mandarin word"