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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill"
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"How do you make holy water? You just boil the hell out of it!"
"Give a man a jacket and he'll be warm for a day......teach a man to jacket he'll never leave the house"
"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."
"What did the fat piece of shit say when he screwed up? Sorry that I screwed up **lards**."
"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."
"What is Brazil's favorite game right now? Hide and go zika"
"What's small, purple and dangerous? A grape with a gun"
"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."
"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"