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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill"
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"Time to buy a new car, a bigger TV, a better cell phone and a faster laptop so I'll finally be happy! (Repeat over and over until you die)"
"What's the difference between a bitch and a slut? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everyone but you."
"My pants are also my iPhone grease wipes."
"""Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green spots."" ""Have you seen an optometrist?"" ""No, just green spots."""
"What do you call a snobby criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending"
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"
"""Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" -a very curious play goer."
"A Serious Issue Alcohol poisoning is a liver die situation."
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."