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Joke of the Day

"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost."

"How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop? I don't know, check the post above me."

"I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it's the ones we love that hurt us the most."

"Never propose to a girl who is a professional fighter. If the engagement is canceled, she isn't leaving the ring."

"I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face."

"Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful."

"Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year? Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses."

"Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over. Then i use a motion-controlled sink."