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Joke of the Day

"Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it'll be dinner time."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."

"Mayweather remains unbeaten Unlike his ex-girlfriends."

"What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologist shave in common? They both have to smell it but never get to eat it"

"What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail of course!"

"What's the difference between a boy band and a band of just guys? The person sucking dick."

"Just read a book on Helium. Couldn't put it down."

"9/11 may have been an inside job.... But 7/11 was a part time one"

"I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea"