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Joke of the Day

"What do pizza delivery drivers and gynecologist shave in common? They both have to smell it but never get to eat it"

"My coworkers think it's funny they have power & I don't. I think it's funny how they won't get home to enjoy it cuz their tires are slashed."

"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""

"Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker."

"Why do people with Ocd never have diarrhea. They got their shit in order."

"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."

"What is the extreme of oral sex? Licking an ostomy bag."

"I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray"

"What I buy from a tea shop I sigh everytime."

"My son just demanded to be changed into different pajamas for breakfast. Thanks, royal baby."