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Joke of the Day

"What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail of course!"

"What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!"

"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"

"I was so excited. Thought I found an M&M at the bottom of my purse. It was only an earbud. I ate it anyway."

"Dear Johnson & Johnson: Ejacu-lotion Please DM me for my address to send royalties checks."

"If Im being racist, feel free to call me racist...[NSFW] If Im not, you can fuck right off you immigrant cunt."

"What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station? When you see the tongue drag across your windshield."

"There was a massive explosion at a French cheese factory this morning... All that remains is de brie."

"A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground..... The priest says to the rabbi, ""Hey rabbi, lets screw those little boys over there."" The rabbi replies, ""screw them out of what?"""

"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."