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Joke of the Day

"I heard that roles in leadership positions are good jobs... ...but tell that to Kim Jong Un, he's a dictator with a failing Korea"

"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""

"40-32/2=4! (-1)12 <3 Maths"

"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"

"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"One day I hope to be rich enough where I don't feel compelled to refill my fountain soda before I leave a fast food establishment."

"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the mouth."

"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"

"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."