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Joke of the Day

"I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen."

"A man on the subway awoke to an early morning blowjob. He had left his mouth open while he was sleeping"

"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."

"Did you hear about the farmer running the illicit sex ring? Apparently it was a pig fucking deal."

"I took my item up to the counter. ""I'd like to return this,"" I said, with a tear in my eye, ""It didn't work."" He said, ""I'm sorry. We can't do that with condoms."""

"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Why did the drunkard ride the escalator To lift his spirits"

"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo."