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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."

"Cashier: Your total is $2,334.00. Me: Can you take off the avocado? Cashier: Okay, that will be $2.00."

"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"

"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"

"Confucius say, many hand make for light work, But one hand make for quick job."

"Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife? No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs."

"CSI is like Scooby-Doo for old people."

"Use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence My brothers girlfriends boobs are so big when she wears a ten button shirt she can only fascinate."

"Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone? Because the barracuda believed that ""anemone of my enemy is a friend."""

"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."