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Joke of the Day

"A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick."

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when it gets a little too hot... A firetruck... .. You dirty person you... :-)"

"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."

"[at a party] *taps wife's shoulder* I've looked everywhere...where are all the swings? (wife pulls away from kissing Bob) ""What?"""

"I say we take all the bad chemistry jokes and Barium"

"There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had."

"How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !"

"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"

"I guess since you can't adopt Russian children anymore, you will just have to wait until they are old enough to be a mail order bride."

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"